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0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth
<eg> evil Grin
<g> Grin (very common)
<gd&r> Grinning, ducking, and running! (uncommon)
AAMOF As a matter of fact (very rare)
Abk. Abkrzung (german)
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK As far as I know - soweit ich wei
AFK Away From Keyboard
AISI As I See It
aka also known as
AMF Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......)
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different...
APA Amateur Press Association
AS On Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As Friggin' Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATSL Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are we having fun yet?
AYOR At Your Own Risc
B4 Before
B4N Bye for Now
BAD Broken as Designed
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBL Be Back Later
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS Bulletin Board System
BCNU Be seein' you! (saying goodbye)
BFHD Big fat hairy deal (a la Garfield the Cat) (very rare)
BFN Bye For Now
BION Believe it or not
BMTIPG Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters
BNF Backus-Naur-Form
BNF Big Name Fan
BOT Back On Topic
BRB Be right back (typically used when leaving briefly
during a conference)
BRS Big Red Switch
BTA But then Again (in response to IOW)
BTAIM Be that as it may
BTHOM Beats the hell outta me!
BTOBD Be there or be dead
BTSOOM Beats the S**t Out Of Me
BTW By the way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
bzgl. bezglich
bzw. beziehungsweise
CADET Can't add, doesn't even try
CIS Compuserve Information System (tm)
CI$ (same as above)
CO Conference
CP Copy Protection
CPP C plus plus
CPU Central Processor Unit
CRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing Game
CRT Cathode Ray Tube
CU See you (bis bald)
CU2 see you too (ja, also bis bald)
CUL Catch You Later
CUL See You Later
CUL8R See You Later (bis spter)
CWYL Chat With You Later
CYA Cover Your A**
DDD Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system)
DIIK Damned If I know
DIIK Darn if I know
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?!
DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]!
DL or D/L Download (transmit to you)
DNPM Darn Near P***ed Myself
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DV Datenverarbeitung
DV DesqView
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
EBNF extended Backus-Naur-Form
EDV elektronische Datenverarbeitung
EOD End Of Discussion (Ende der Debatte)
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
EOT End of Thread
ESAD Eat S... and Die
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
evtl. eventuell
FAQ FAQ = Frequently asked questions (haeufig gestellte Fragen)
FB Files Busy
FCFS First come, first served
FD Floppy Disk
FD FrontDoor
FDC Floppy Drive Controller
FDD Floppy Disk Drive
FFRD Flying freep in a rolling donut (I don't give a...)
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby
FIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (open mouth,insert foot,echo
FISH First In, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
FLAME eine beleidigende Message eines Netzteilnehmers an einen anderen.
fn Funktion
FOAF Friend of A Friend
FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF Face to Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition (also as FOOBAR or - as a filename: FOO.BAR
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
FURTB Full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives!)
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information (zu Deiner Information)
g,d&r grinning, ducking, and running
g,d&rf Grinning, ducking and running FAST!
g,d&rvvf Grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST
GA Go Ahead
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
GIGO Garbage in, Garbage Out
GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out (people accepting blindly what the com-
puter says)
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That (ich wnschte, ich htte das gesagt)
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
GMAFB Give me a freeping break
GMTA Great minds think alike
GNU gnu not unix
GO get off (verschwinde aus meiner Leitung)
GOWI Get on with it
GPF General Protection Fault (Old UAE, New Name!)
GP,F Go Puke, Fast!
GROK As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding. From R.A. Heinlin
GUI graphical user interface
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HD Hard Disk
HDC Hard Disk Controller
HDD Hard Disk Drive
HHO 1/2 K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK Ha, Ha, Only Kidding
HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HSIK How Should I Know (sometime HTFSIK)
HTH Hope this Helps!
HUA Heads Up, Ace
IAAA I am an accountant
IAAL I am a lawyer
IANAA I am not an accountant
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IAC In any case
IAE In any event
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I see (ich verstehe)
IIABDFI If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IIWM If It Were Me (Mine)
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In my humble opinion [the speaker is never humble]
(meiner bescheidenen Meinung nach)
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion (meiner Meinung nach)
IMPOV In my point of view
INPO In No Particular Order
IOU I owe you... (ich schulde Dir...)
IOW In Other Words
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ISR interrupt service routine
ITFA In the final analysis
ITMSS I take myself so seriously (ich nehme mich selbst zu ernst)
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IWBNI If would Be Nice If
IYFxxx Insert Your Favorite xxx (xxx e.g. Ethnic Minority in jokes)
IYFEG Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
JAM Just a moment
JAS Just a second
JAWS Just another Windows shell
JIC Just In Case
JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic
KBD Keyboard
KHYF Know How You Feel
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid (um es kurz zu fassen: echt bld)
KMA Kiss my arm (shouldn't be used online...)
L8R Later
LABATYD Life's a bitch and then you die
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die.
LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*]
LD Long Distance
lib Library
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LMAO Laughing My Arm Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
lsg Lsung
LTIP Laughing Til' I Puke (Lachen bis zum Kotzen)
LTNT Long Time, No Type
m.a.W. Mit anderen Worten
MC machine code
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOTAS Member of the Appropriate Sex
MOTOS Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member of the Same Sex
MOTM Member of the Month
MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum variation on Member of the Month
MSC Microsoft C
Msg Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
n/a not applicable
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NBD No Big Deal
NBFD No Big F***ing Deal
NFG No Freeping Good
NFI No Friggin' Idea
NFW No Freeping Way
NFW No Friggin' Way!!
NIH Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft)
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NINO Nothing in, nothing out
NINO No Input, No Output
NOYB None Of Your Business
NQA No Questions Asked
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTW Not to Worry
NTYMI Now that you mention it
NUI Network User Identification
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
obj Objekt
OBLI obligatorischer (=verpflichtender) On-Topic Anteil
einer Message (sehr verbreitet in der JOKES.GER)
OBTW Oh, By The Way
Ofs Offset
OFTPATHIRIO Oh F*** This Place And The Horse It Rode In On!
OIC Oh, I see (jetzt versteh' ich's)
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
op Operator
OTF On the Floor
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On the other hand (andererseits)
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTTH On the third hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ Australia
PABG Packing a Big Gun
PBM Play by Mail (Games)
PDN Public Data Network
ped xing Fussgaenger kreuzen ( Verkehrszeichen! )
PFM Pure F***ing Magic
PITA Pain in the Anatomy
PITA Pain In The A**
PLOKTA Press Lots of keys to abort
PMBI Pardon my butting in
PMFBI Pardon Me for butting in
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon my Jumping in
POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex sharing living quarters
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POV Point Of View
PPN Programmer Project Number; currently known as UserID
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce...used when
Prgm Program
proc Prozedur
PS postscript / post scriptum
Ptr Pointer
QP Quick Pascal
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (an APAabbreviation)
RFD Request For Discussion
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RLCO Real Life COnference
RNA Ring, No Answer
ROFL Rolling on floor, laughing (krmme mich vor Lachen)
ROF,L Rolling on floor, laughing
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTFLTC Rolling on the floor, licking the glue
RPG Role Playing Games
RRQ Return Receipt Request (Empfangsbesttigung)
RSN Real Soon Now (when WP 6.0 or other vaporware will arrive)
RTFF Read That Fucking (FAQing, fine, freaking or whatever) FAQ
RTFM Read That *Fine* Manual
RTFM Read the "friendly" manual (or message)
RTFM Read The Farging Manual!
RTFM Read The Fershlugginer Manual!
RTFM Read The Flaming Manual!
RTFM Read The Freaking Manual!
RTFM Read The Friendly Manual
RTFM Read The Friggin' Manual!
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual!
RTFMA Read The Friggin' Manual, Again
RTL run time library
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question (a pers TRIV fave)
RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual
RYFM Read Your Friggin' Manual!
RYFM Read Your Fucking Manual!
RYS Read Your Screen
s.Zt. seiner Zeit
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous 'Foul' Ups
SCNR Sorry, couldn't resist
Seg Segment
SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SLM See last mail
SMOP Small Matter of Programming
SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up
SNAFU Situation normal, all fucked up
SnailMail The U.S. Postal Service
SO Significant Other
SOGOTP Sh*t or get off the pot
SOI Stunk On Ice
SOL S*** Out of Luck
SOS Same old Stuff
SOW Speaking of which
SSDD Same stuff, different day
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SWAG Super Wild A** Guess
SWMBO She who must be obeyed
Sysop System Operator, person who runs the BBS/Forum
TAF That's All, Folks !
TAFN Thats all for Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TDM Too Dang Many
TFS Thre Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del)
TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
THANX Thanks
TGIF Thank God Its Friday
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TLA Three Letter Acronym (now surpassed by MLA)
TM Thread mangler
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNX Thanks
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOT Turbo Object Toolkit, Nachfolger von TTT
TP Turbo-Pascal
TPTB The Powers That Be
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSR Terminate and stay resident program
TSR Totally Stupid Rules
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N Thats the lot for now
TTT Technojocks Turbo Toolkit
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYL Talk/Type To You Later
TV Turbo-Vision
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting) und aehnlich
u.U. unter Umstnden
u.v.a. und vieles andere
UAE Unrecoverable application error (Bane of Windows' users!
Now surpassed by GPF)
UL or U/L Upload (send to the BBS)
UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
UTSL Use The Source, Luke!
w/o without
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAG Wild A** Guess
WDYMBT What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WE Wochenende
WGAS Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?!
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows and other
similar interfaces)
WizOp Wizard Sysop; the primary forum administrator for a forum
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOFTAM Waste of Flaming time and money
WT Without Thinking
WTF What The F***
WTF What the Freep
WTFDIK What the Freep Do I Know
WTFZDN What The FUCKK Zit Doin' Now?
WTH What the Heck
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With ThatRemark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With ThatComment?
WYSBYGI What you see before you get it
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYGIWYPF What you get is what you pay for
YADS Yet Another DOS Shell
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAxxx Yet Another xxx
YGLT You're Gonna Love This ...
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When==
ZKN Zur Kenntnisnahme
ZNT Ziffnet

Actions performed by the writer are often wrapped in
smaller-than- "<" and greater-than- ">" signs:

<g> Grinning
<gg> Big grin (etc.)
<BG> Big grin
<eg> Evil grin
<ig> Impish grin
<dg> Devilish grin
<s> Smiling
<ss> Big smile (etc.)
[s] Smiling sarcastically
<g,d&r> Grinning, ducking & running
<sheepish grin>
<silly grin>
<lewd wink>
<raising eyebrows>
<arching eyebrows>
<<mounting the soapbox>>
<<falling off the soapbox>>


some others:

<!> An important part of a message
<?> One part of the message contains a questionable item
<ahem> clearing your throat just before saying something
<sp?> word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error

CompuSlang is a dialect that constantly grows and changes, although
some of the words and phrases have become standards.

Drop carrier To disconnect without logging off properly.
Dumped Involuntary victim of a carrier loss.
Flame To post a disparaging or controversial message.
Lurker Someone who reads, and "listens in" on discussions
without participating or contributing to libraries.
Netiquette Accepted practices on a service net.
Thread A series of messages or conversations that follow a
single thought or topic.


What are they ?
Emoticons are used to convey the spirit in which a line
of text was typed.

How should I look at smileys ?
Just let your head fall on your left shoulder, then look
at the smiley again:

: that's its eyes
- that's its nose
) that's its smiling lower lip

Together :-) .
That's how it works...

Famous and less famous smileys:
:-) <smile> or <grin>
:) midget Smile
:> Midget Smiley
:] Finde das zum Grinsen
:-) )-: Masking theatrical comments
:/) Not funny
;-) Wink (or wink and a smile) - nicht so ernst nehmen
;) midget Wink
;> " "
:-))) reeeel happy, big smile
:-> Alternate happy face
:-( Unhappy / traurig
;-( crying / weinen
:-c Real unhappy
:-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
:-< Forlorn
;-C Sardonic incredulity (unglubigkeit)
:-} Crooked Smile (gekrmmt)
:-i Semi-Smiley

:-7 User after a wry statement
(@ @) You're kidding!
:-" Pursing lips
:-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
:-V Shout
:-O "
:-Q Raucher
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-W Shout with forked tongue
:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-f "
:-p "
:-1 Smirks
:-, "
<:-O Eeek!
:-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
:-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-D said with a smile
:-P " " " "
:-y " " " "
:-| Disgusted
:'-( Shedding a tear
:~-( " " "
:~(~~~ crying
:-).... drool
:-)~~~ another drool
|-) getting tired
:-D big mouth
:~) yummee - lick lips
:-? Licking your lips
:-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
<:-) For dumb questions
:-# Censored

o= A burning candle for flames
-= A doused candle to end a flame
8 Infinity
.-) User has one eye
:-: User is mutant
:<) For those with hairy lips
:^{ For those with mustaches
8-) Smile with glasses
:*) Smile with moustache (Schnurrbart)
8*) Smile with glasses and moustache
B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!
:<)= For those with beards too
:-=) Older user with mustache (Schnurrbart)
:-#| User with bushy mustache
::-) User wears glasses
8:-) Glasses on forehead
B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses
P-) Pirate
:-{ Count Dracula
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
7:) Reagan
:~i Smoking
:~j (and smiling)
:/i No smoking
:-I It's something, but I don't know what....
:-x Kiss kiss / oder: Schweigen !
:-B Drooling (or overbite)
<:>== A turkey emoticon
):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw
:-J Tongue-in-cheek comments
:*) Clowning around
(:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
@= Warning about nuclear war
OO Headlights on msg
:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
B-) Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
(or a message from Batman)
8-) Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look
#:-) :-) done by someone with sort of matted hair
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) - kaum zu glauben
#:-o Same as previous
|-( Late night messages
:^) Messages teasing people about their noses
:-{#} Messages teasing people about their braces
(:-$ Message indicating person is ill...
(:-& Message indicating person is angry...
(:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad...
(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
(:<) Message concerning blabber mouths
:-(=) Message about people with big teeth
&:-) Message from a person with curly hair
@:-) Message from a person with wavy hair
?-( Message about people with a black eye
*:* Message about fuzzy things
*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
%-) Message about people with broken glasses
+<:-| Message from a monk/nun...
{0-) Message from cyclops...
(:-|K- Formal message.
...---... S.O.S.
@%&$%& You know what that means...
||*( Handshake offered (giving)
||*) Handshake accepted (taking)
<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
>< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
(-_-) Secret smile
<{:-)} Message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...
(:-... Heart-breaking message...
<<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...
(O--< A fishy message...
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up!
<I==I) A message on four wheels
{ Alfred Hitchcock
@>--->---- A rose.
..|._ Opposite of a rose
(.)(.) Ms. Dos
&;-P A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case.
*;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing
nonchalantly on her cigarette.
|-( Nightmare.
|-) A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight.
O:-) Angel (mit Heiligenschein)
|=====/o| [emoticon.exe\bedtime.ico)
>:-) Devil
>;-) Devilish Wink
C=:-) Chef
:-)## Guy with a Beard
@:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa (note turban and beard!)
&:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw (old)
&8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw (new)
@@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses
(8-} Percy Dovetonsils
>-) Oriental Smiling Face
;-)}<////> Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)
&B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.
O!O a MALE moon (visualize someone bending over, naked)
O^O a FEMALE moon
;|8-) Hagar caught lying
:*) I'm drunk
7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan
*<|:-) I'm Santa Claus
)-:|<* Sanity Clause
:-))) I'm overweight
[:-) I'm wearing a walkman
d:-) I'm a Braves fan
:-o User singing national anthem
:-\ Popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
:-* User just ate a sour pickle
:-s User after a BIZARRE comment
-:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
:%)% User has acne
:n) User with funny-looking right nose
:u) User with funny-looking left nose
'-) User only has a left eye, which is closed
(-: User is left-handed
(-) User needing a haircut
(:I Egghead
{:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
+:-) Smiley priest
+{:) Pope (Papst)
=:-) Smiley punk-rocker
%-^ User is Picasso
%-) User is cross-eyed
@:I Turban
(><) Anally retentive
:-! Foot in mouth
#-) partied all night
:-(*) about to vomit
%-\ hungover
:-| man playing an harmonica
O:-) for those innocent souls
=:-) from a hosehead
:-)8 well dressed
8:-) from a little girl
:-)-{8 from a big girl
:x( habe a code in by dose
8:] from a gorilla
(:)-) scuba diver
(-:|:-) Siamese twins
{:V sounds like a duck
%+{ from the loser of a fight
d :-) hats off to your great idea
d:) happy boy with cap
d:-) message about baseball
q:-) for those who wear their caps backwards
:-$ put your money where your mouth is

{:-) Kirk
>:-| Spock
:-/ McCoy
(:-) Captain Picard
:-{)} Commander Riker
<>:{(} Lt. Worf
**:-) Counsellor Troi
#-) Lt. LaForge
]) Lt. LaForge
|-) Lt. LaForge
|-) Data
[:-| Data (straight haircut, no emotions... seems to work better...)

{(:-) I am William Shatner
} (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind

C:- Charley Chaplin
%\v Picasso
5:) Elvis
8(:-) Zippy
_O) Taucher
******:-) Marge Simpson

These emoticons are particularly used by the Japanese
but there is no reason why they should not get worldwide use.....

^^ happiness
^^; embarrasment
;; sadness
-- when it's the occasion to bow

%%%----------------------o("-< sssssss
------ So-low-I-could-walk-under a rattlesnake-&-not
o o knock off my tophat

! Spider \~o.O'
_!_ =(___)= Bill the Cat
(o.o) U
<< >> ACK! PHPHBT!!

* Frequently used, "ancient" smileys *

:-) Lachender Smiley : Er ist der wirklich am haeufigsten gebrauchte
Smiley unter allen. Mit ihm deutet man an, dass
das Geschriebene etwas Lustiges oder Freundliches
ist.Manchmal mit einer Prise Ironie zu verstehen.
:-( Trauriger Smiley : Er ist Ausdruck von Trauer ueber das vorher
erwaehnte. Man drueckt seinen Missmut mit ihm aus.
;-) Zwinkernder Smiley : Wenn man ihn am Ende eines Satzes sieht, so soll
man den Inhalt nicht so ernst nehmen.Er wird auch
als Veraeppelung benutzt.
:-} Schmunzelnder Sm. : Der Text ist kurios, aber erfreulich, auch Freude
ausdrueckend, aber nicht so stark wie :-)
:) Lachender Spar-Sm. : Fuer Leute die sich kurz fassen wollen.Gleich Be-
deutung wie :-)
:( Trauriger Spar-Sm. : Gleich Bedeutung wie :-(

* Special smileys (advanced mode ON..) *

:-{ Trauer-Smiley : Auch Trauer ausdrueckend, nicht so stark wie :-(
:-] Grinsender Smiley : Der Schreiber lacht haemisch oder veraeppelt den Empfaenger
:-[ Verdrossender Sm. : Nicht besonders gluecklich ueber den Text
:-> Zyniker-Smiley : Zynische Bemerkung ueber das Empfangene
;-> Zwinker-Zyniker-Sm.: Zynisch, aber dennoch mit viel Witz zu verstehen.
:-< Schreck-Smiley : Der Schreiber ist erschrocken, als er das gelesen hat . ( Starker Ausdrucks-Smiley )
-:-) # Mohawk Smiley : Smiley hat eine Mohawk-Frisur
=:-) Punk-Smiley : Der Verfasser findet die Idee cool, und stimmt zu
=:-( # Real-Punk-Smiley : Der richtige Punker, denn Punker lachen nicht !
:-) Starker Punk-Sm. : Coole Sache, aber mehr Zustimmung.( Ausdruck )
:-) Verwehter Smiley : Wie =:-) aber mit Locken oder Straehnen
:-) Haar-Smiley : Dem Verfasser stehen die Haare zu Berge. Er haette mit dem nicht gerechnet
:-o Erstaunter Smiley : Erstaunt ueber etwas
:-O Noch erstaunter Sm.: Findet es noch erstaunlicher
:-I "Hmm..."-Smiley : Verfasser ueberlegt angestrengt
:-7 Das-war-nix-Sm. : Der vorhergehende Text war nix
:-S Widerspruch-Sm. : Der Schreiber widerspricht sich selbst
:- Nix-Sag-Smiley : Dem Schreiber ist der Mund "zugeschnuert"
:-X Gr. Geheimnis-Sm. : Darf ein grosses Geheimnis nicht preisgeben
:-x Kl. Geheimnis-Sm. : Texter hat ein kleines Geheimnis und darf dieses nicht weitererzaehlen.
8-) Brillen-Smiley : Verschmitztes Lachen mit Brille
B-) Masken-Smiley : Der Texter verhuellt sich
|-) Future-Smiley : - Wie 8-) nur mit futuristischer Brille
- Chinesen-Smiley ohne Hut
P-) # Aufwach Smiley : Smiley riskiert ein Auge
:-D Lachender Smiley : Breites Lachen, stark erfreut ueber das Gehoerte
Staerker als :-) aber nicht sooft benutzt
:-Q Raucher-Smiley : Schreiber raucht Zigarrette
:-? Pfeifen-Smiley : Schreiber raucht eine Pfeife
#-) Holzbrett-Smiley : - Verfasser hat gerade ein Brett vorm Kopf
- Verfasser hat die ganze Nacht gefeiert
:-* Saurer-Smiley : Texter hat grade was Saures gegessen
:-/ Skeptisch-Smiley : Dem Texter gefaellt etwas nicht so gut.

* Artificial smileys and rarely used smileys (for experts only!) *

:-) Kappe-Smiley : Smiley traegt eine Kappe
C=:-) # Koch-Smiley : Smiley traegt Kochhaube auf dem Kopf
:) Kunst-Nasen-Sm. : Ein Smiley mit sehr langer Nase
:=) # Doppel-Nasen-Smiley : Smiley hat zwei Nasen (Alien ?)
:*) Clown Smiley : - Ein "Grosse-Rote-Nase"-Smiley
- Etwas angetrunken...
[:-) # Walkman-Smiley : Smiley hat Kopfhoerer auf
:-{} Lippenstift-Sm. : Smiley tragt Lippenstift
:-{) # Oberlippenbart Sm. : Smiley hat einen Schnurrbart
:-#) Oberlippenbart2 Sm. : Smiley hat einen Bart
:-=) # Oberlippenbart3 Sm. : Smiley hat einen kleinen Bart
{:-) # Toupee-Smiley : Smiley traegt ein Toupee
}:-( # Toupee-weg-Smiley : Das Toupee fliegt davon
]:-) # Ziegenbock-Smiley : Ein Ziegenbock mit Bart
-) Zyklop-Smiley : Einaeugiger Smiley
*-) # Zyklop-2-Smiley : Noch ein Zyklop
-) Ein-Aug-Smiley : Smiley hat ein grosses Auge
8:) # Gorilla-Smiley : ein Gorilla-Smiley eben...
:-0 # Ruhe-Smiley : Ermahnt alle, ruhig zu sein
%-) Verwirrter Smiley : Kapiert nicht alles
]:o Bullen-Smiley : Ein Bullen-Smiley
:-[] Bruell-Smiley : Lautstarke Aeusserung des Texters
~~:-| # Gruebel-Smiley : Texter denkt scharf nach, so dass es raucht
:-(*) # Kotz-Smiley : Schreiber uebergibt sich gleich
O:-) Engels-Smiley : Der Texter ist ein "Engel"
X-| # Toter-Smiley : Verfasser ist soeben von uns gegangen
O-) Polizei-Smiley : Schreiber hoert eine Polizeisirene
:%)% # Pickel-Smiley : Ein Smiley mit Pickel
8=c # Gasmasken-Smiley : Smiley befuerchtet giftige Gase
d:-] # Bauarbeiter-Smiley : Smiley mit Bauhelm
d8= # Biber-Smiley : Biber mit Bauhelm...
>:-) Teufels-Smiley : Teuflische Bemerkung
>:-< # Verrueckter Smiley : Schreiber dreht durch
:- Vampir-Smiley : Smiley ist ein Vampir ( Zaehne )
:-) Dschungel-Smiley : Smiley mit Stock durch die Haare
(-:-) # Siamesischer Smiley : Siamesische Zwillinge
-o # Schlaf-Smiley : Smiley pennt vor sich hin
|-) Chinesen-Smiley : Schlitzaugen und Huetchen
-| Verbrecher-Smiley : Smiley hat "zensierte" Augen
B| # Venezia-Smiley : Smiley im Venediger Karneval
B:-) Brille-2-Smiley : Er traegt die Brille auf dem Kopf
:-9 # Schmatz-Smiley : Dem Texter hat das Essen "gemundet"
:-6 # Zunge-raus-Smiley : Smiley streckt die Zunge raus
:-* # Kuss Smiley : Smiley kuesst jemanden
:- Sabber-Smiley : Der Smiley sabbert
:-o~ # Sabber-2-Smiley : Er trieft...
O- # Taucher Smiley : Smiley mit Taucherbrille und Schnorchel
3:] # Schosshuendchen-Sm. : Ein Schosshund-Smiley...
:C) # Schweinchen-Smiley : Eine Schweine-Smiley...
*:o) # Crusty-Clown-Sm. : Crusty-the-Clown Smiley
<:-) Hausender Smiley : Smiley hat ein Dach ueber'm Kopf
|8-) # Hubschrauber-Smiley : Hubschrauber-Pilot
:- Verbots-Smiley : Dem Smiley ist es verboten worden, dies zu sagen
:-v # "Hard-Chatting"-Sm. : Smiley redet und redet und redet und . . .
*<:-) Sm. mit Pudelmuetze : Skifahrer Smiley bzw. Nikolaus Smiley
+C:-) Religioeser Smiley : Etwas religioeses wird angesprochen ( Papstkappe
+<:-) # Arzt-Smiley : Smiley ist medizinisch bewandert
Z-:-) # Radio-Smiley : Texter ist "auf Sendung"
H-:-) # Fernseher-Smiley : Schreiber sieht grade fern
:-$ # Geldgieriger Sm. : Verfasser lechzt nach Geld
:-% # Boersen Smiley : Texter ist bei der Boerse
:) Kleine-Nase-Sm. : Smiley mit ganz kleiner Nase
:^) Lange-Nase-Smiley : Smiley zeigt einem die lange Nase
:u) # Knollen-Nase-Smiley : Smiley mit grosser, dicker Nase
:) # Pinocchio-Smiley : Dem Schreiber waechst eine lange Luegen-Nase
:) # Haken-Nasen-Smiley : Smiley mit Hakennase
:( # Schnupfen-Smiley : Verfasser ist erkaeltet
) Nase-Verkehrt-Sm. : Dieser Smiley hat seine Nase zwischen den Augen
:- Nun-Tja-Smiley : Smiley verzieht den Mund
:- Geht-Schon-Sm. : Smiley verzieht laechelnd den Mund
:-J "vielleicht.."-Sm. : Texter ueberlegt es sich
:-P "naeaeaeh.."-Smiley : "Das is 'ne miese Idee !"
:-q # Nase-schleck-Smiley : Versuch, mit der Zunge die Nase zu beruehren
:`-( Weinender Smiley : Smiley hat Traene im Auge
:`-) Gluecklicher Smiley : Smiley weint vor Glueck
:-'| # Arschkalt-Smiley : Der Texter friert sich einen ab...
(8-o # Gaffer-Smiley : WOW-Ausruf des Texters
:-E Zaehne-1-Smiley : Der Schreiber hat hervorstehende Zaehne
:-F Zaehne-2-Smiley : Dem Schreiber fehlt ein Zahn
:-L # Zaehne-3-Smiley : Texter hat nur noch einen Zahn
:- # Hakenzahn-Smiley : Smiley mit einem Haken-Zahn
[:|] Roboter-Smiley : Einfach ein Roboter-Smiley
:-: # Mutanten Smiley : Schreiber mutiert
8<> # Ausserirdischer Sm. : Ein Marsmaennchen !!
':-) Augenbrauen-1-Sm. : Rechte Augenbraue ist abrasiert worden
,:-) Augenbrauen-2-Sm. : Linke Augenbraue ist abrasiert worden
:-)) # Doppelkinn-Smiley : Smiley mit Doppelkinn...
:-) # Scheitel-Smiley : Schoener, zur Seite gekaemmter Scheitel
{:-) # Scheitel-2-Smiley : Auch ein Scheitel
:*) # Hawaii-Smiley : Smiley mit Palme auf'm Kopf

* Famous people as smileys *

:-] # Bart Simpson
(:-] # Homer Simpson
:-) # Marge Simpson
S:-o # Maggie Simpson
(8-O) # Helmut Kohl
|-#o# # Stevie Wonder
:-O # Michael Jackson
:-D # Thomas Gottschalk
:-B # Werner Beinhart (B = teeth)
=:-> # Ray Cokes (MTV's Most Wanted)
O:-) # Petrus
&:-) # Marie-Luise Marian
*C:-#o # Wildecker Herzbuben (one of them)
B-| # Batman
8- # Kermit the frog
X:c) # Miss Piggy
:] # Gonzo
(8-I # Roman Herzog
-:-[ # Mr. T
{:-? # Sherlock Holmes
(~:-| # Gorbatschow
{:-=[ # Hitler

* Extended members of the smiley family *

Since you won't use a special smiley all the time, but will prefer
using the "ancient" smileys, there are special extensions to the
standard smiley family:

:-)))) This form is often used because of its simplicity.
Just add more "mouths" to your smiley. The more mouths,
the happier your smiley will be.

(-: A smiley for left-handers !

* Last words *

Now you should know nearly everything about Smileys and emoticons.
But don't overdo it when communicating via modem - otherwise there 
IS a chance that nobody will understand you anymore ! ;-)

*New: Assicons*

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where
:) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons"?
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) and ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) A Rich Ass

(_@_) @ (_@_) Ass to Ass

(_?_) Whose Ass?

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