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0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth <eg> evil Grin <g> Grin (very common) <gd&r> Grinning, ducking, and running! (uncommon) AAMOF As a matter of fact (very rare) Abk. Abkrzung (german) ADN Any Day Now AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAIK As far as I know - soweit ich wei AFK Away From Keyboard AISI As I See It aka also known as AMF Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......) ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different... APA Amateur Press Association AS On Another Subject ASAFP As Soon As Friggin' Possible ASAP As Soon As Possible ATSL Along The Same Line AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again? AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? AWHFY Are we having fun yet? AYOR At Your Own Risc B4 Before B4N Bye for Now BAD Broken as Designed BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBL Be Back Later BBR Burnt Beyond Repair BBS Bulletin Board System BCNU Be seein' you! (saying goodbye) BFHD Big fat hairy deal (a la Garfield the Cat) (very rare) BFN Bye For Now BION Believe it or not BMTIPG Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters BNF Backus-Naur-Form BNF Big Name Fan BOT Back On Topic BRB Be right back (typically used when leaving briefly during a conference) BRS Big Red Switch BTA But then Again (in response to IOW) BTAIM Be that as it may BTHOM Beats the hell outta me! BTOBD Be there or be dead BTSOOM Beats the S**t Out Of Me BTW By the way BTWBO Be There With Bells On BWQ Buzz Word Quotient bzgl. bezglich bzw. beziehungsweise CADET Can't add, doesn't even try CIS Compuserve Information System (tm) CI$ (same as above) CO Conference CP Copy Protection CPP C plus plus CPU Central Processor Unit CRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing Game CRT Cathode Ray Tube CU See you (bis bald) CU2 see you too (ja, also bis bald) CUL Catch You Later CUL See You Later CUL8R See You Later (bis spter) CWYL Chat With You Later CYA Cover Your A** DDD Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system) DIIK Damned If I know DIIK Darn if I know DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?! DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]! DL or D/L Download (transmit to you) DNPM Darn Near P***ed Myself DTRT Do The Right Thing DV Datenverarbeitung DV DesqView DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say EBNF extended Backus-Naur-Form EDV elektronische Datenverarbeitung EOD End Of Discussion (Ende der Debatte) EOF End Of File EOL End Of Lecture EOT End of Thread ESAD Eat S... and Die ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym evtl. eventuell FAQ FAQ = Frequently asked questions (haeufig gestellte Fragen) FB Files Busy FCFS First come, first served FD Floppy Disk FD FrontDoor FDC Floppy Drive Controller FDD Floppy Disk Drive FFRD Flying freep in a rolling donut (I don't give a...) FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby FIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (open mouth,insert foot,echo FISH First In, Still Here FITB Fill In The Blank FLAME eine beleidigende Message eines Netzteilnehmers an einen anderen. fn Funktion FOAF Friend of A Friend FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTF Face to Face FTL Faster Than Light FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Repair FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition (also as FOOBAR or - as a filename: FOO.BAR FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUD Fear, uncertainty, and doubt FURTB Full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives!) FWIW For What It's Worth FYI For Your Information (zu Deiner Information) g,d&r grinning, ducking, and running g,d&rf Grinning, ducking and running FAST! g,d&rvvf Grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST GA Go Ahead GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running GDW Grin, Duck and Weave GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer) GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage) GIGO Garbage in, Garbage Out GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out (people accepting blindly what the com- puter says) GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That (ich wnschte, ich htte das gesagt) GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting GMAFB Give me a freeping break GMTA Great minds think alike GNU gnu not unix GO get off (verschwinde aus meiner Leitung) GOWI Get on with it GPF General Protection Fault (Old UAE, New Name!) GP,F Go Puke, Fast! GROK As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding. From R.A. Heinlin GUI graphical user interface HAK Hugs And Kisses HD Hard Disk HDC Hard Disk Controller HDD Hard Disk Drive HHO 1/2 K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOK Ha, Ha, Only Kidding HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours HSIK How Should I Know (sometime HTFSIK) HTH Hope this Helps! HUA Heads Up, Ace IAAA I am an accountant IAAL I am a lawyer IANAA I am not an accountant IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IAC In any case IAE In any event IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IBTD I Beg To Differ IC I see (ich verstehe) IIABDFI If it ain't broke, don't fix it. IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? IIWM If It Were Me (Mine) ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IME In My Experience IMHO In my humble opinion [the speaker is never humble] (meiner bescheidenen Meinung nach) IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion (meiner Meinung nach) IMPOV In my point of view INPO In No Particular Order IOU I owe you... (ich schulde Dir...) IOW In Other Words ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book ISR interrupt service routine ITFA In the final analysis ITMSS I take myself so seriously (ich nehme mich selbst zu ernst) ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It IWBNI If would Be Nice If IYFxxx Insert Your Favorite xxx (xxx e.g. Ethnic Minority in jokes) IYFEG Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group JAM Just a moment JAS Just a second JAWS Just another Windows shell JIC Just In Case JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic KBD Keyboard KHYF Know How You Feel KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid (um es kurz zu fassen: echt bld) KMA Kiss my arm (shouldn't be used online...) L8R Later LABATYD Life's a bitch and then you die LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die. LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*] LD Long Distance lib Library LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause LMAO Laughing My Arm Off LOL Laughing Out Loud lsg Lsung LTIP Laughing Til' I Puke (Lachen bis zum Kotzen) LTNT Long Time, No Type m.a.W. Mit anderen Worten MC machine code MLA Multiple Letter Acronym MOF Matter Of Fact MOTAS Member of the Appropriate Sex MOTOS Member of the Opposite Sex MOTSS Member of the Same Sex MOTM Member of the Month MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum variation on Member of the Month MSC Microsoft C Msg Message MTBF Mean Time Between Failure MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MYOB Mind Your Own Business n/a not applicable NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself NBD No Big Deal NBFD No Big F***ing Deal NFG No Freeping Good NFI No Friggin' Idea NFW No Freeping Way NFW No Friggin' Way!! NIH Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft) NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NINO Nothing in, nothing out NINO No Input, No Output NOYB None Of Your Business NQA No Questions Asked NTIM Not That It Matters NTIMM Not That It Matters Much NTW Not to Worry NTYMI Now that you mention it NUI Network User Identification OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject obj Objekt OBLI obligatorischer (=verpflichtender) On-Topic Anteil einer Message (sehr verbreitet in der JOKES.GER) OBTW Oh, By The Way Ofs Offset OFTPATHIRIO Oh F*** This Place And The Horse It Rode In On! OIC Oh, I see (jetzt versteh' ich's) ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment op Operator OTF On the Floor OTL Out To Lunch OTOH On the other hand (andererseits) OTOOH On The Other Other Hand OTTH On the third hand OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OZ Australia PABG Packing a Big Gun PBM Play by Mail (Games) PDN Public Data Network ped xing Fussgaenger kreuzen ( Verkehrszeichen! ) PFM Pure F***ing Magic PITA Pain in the Anatomy PITA Pain In The A** PLOKTA Press Lots of keys to abort PMBI Pardon my butting in PMFBI Pardon Me for butting in PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon my Jumping in POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex sharing living quarters POTS Plain Old Telephone Service POV Point Of View PPN Programmer Project Number; currently known as UserID PPP Petty Pet Peeve PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce...used when Prgm Program proc Prozedur PS postscript / post scriptum Ptr Pointer QP Quick Pascal RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (an APAabbreviation) RFD Request For Discussion RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges RLCO Real Life COnference RNA Ring, No Answer ROFL Rolling on floor, laughing (krmme mich vor Lachen) ROF,L Rolling on floor, laughing ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat! ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out! ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off ROTF Rolling On The Floor ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off ROTFLTC Rolling on the floor, licking the glue RPG Role Playing Games RRQ Return Receipt Request (Empfangsbesttigung) RSN Real Soon Now (when WP 6.0 or other vaporware will arrive) RTFF Read That Fucking (FAQing, fine, freaking or whatever) FAQ RTFM Read That *Fine* Manual RTFM Read the "friendly" manual (or message) RTFM Read The Farging Manual! RTFM Read The Fershlugginer Manual! RTFM Read The Flaming Manual! RTFM Read The Freaking Manual! RTFM Read The Friendly Manual RTFM Read The Friggin' Manual! RTFM Read The Fucking Manual! RTFMA Read The Friggin' Manual, Again RTL run time library RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question (a pers TRIV fave) RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual RYFM Read Your Friggin' Manual! RYFM Read Your Fucking Manual! RYS Read Your Screen s.Zt. seiner Zeit SAPFU Surpassing All Previous 'Foul' Ups SCNR Sorry, couldn't resist Seg Segment SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SLM See last mail SMOP Small Matter of Programming SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up SNAFU Situation normal, all fucked up SnailMail The U.S. Postal Service SO Significant Other SOGOTP Sh*t or get off the pot SOI Stunk On Ice SOL S*** Out of Luck SOS Same old Stuff SOW Speaking of which SSDD Same stuff, different day SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust SWAG Super Wild A** Guess SWMBO She who must be obeyed Sysop System Operator, person who runs the BBS/Forum TAF That's All, Folks ! TAFN Thats all for Now TANJ There Ain't No Justice (Niven) TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TARFU Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up TBYB Try Before You Buy TDM Too Dang Many TFS Thre Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del) TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time TFTT Thanks For The Thought TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally THANX Thanks TGIF Thank God Its Friday THX Thanks TIA Thanks in advance TIC Tongue In Cheek TINWIS That Is Not What I Said TLA Three Letter Acronym (now surpassed by MLA) TM Thread mangler TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TNX Thanks TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law TOBG This Oughta Be Good TOT Turbo Object Toolkit, Nachfolger von TTT TP Turbo-Pascal TPTB The Powers That Be TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut TSR Terminate and stay resident program TSR Totally Stupid Rules TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTL4N Thats the lot for now TTT Technojocks Turbo Toolkit TTUL Talk To You Later TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now TTYL Talk To You Later TTYL Talk/Type To You Later TV Turbo-Vision TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting) u.ae. und aehnlich u.U. unter Umstnden u.v.a. und vieles andere UAE Unrecoverable application error (Bane of Windows' users! Now surpassed by GPF) UL or U/L Upload (send to the BBS) UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants UTSL Use The Source, Luke! w/o without WAEF When All Else Fails WAG Wild A** Guess WDYMBT What Do (or Did) You Mean By That? WE Wochenende WGAS Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?! WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows and other similar interfaces) WizOp Wizard Sysop; the primary forum administrator for a forum WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOA Work Of Art WOFTAM Waste of Flaming time and money WT Without Thinking WTF What The F*** WTF What the Freep WTFDIK What the Freep Do I Know WTFZDN What The FUCKK Zit Doin' Now? WTH What the Heck WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With ThatRemark? WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With ThatComment? WYSBYGI What you see before you get it WYSIWYG What you see is what you get WYGIWYPF What you get is what you pay for YADS Yet Another DOS Shell YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message YAxxx Yet Another xxx YGLT You're Gonna Love This ... YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When== ZKN Zur Kenntnisnahme ZNT Ziffnet ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Actions performed by the writer are often wrapped in smaller-than- "<" and greater-than- ">" signs: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ <g> Grinning <gg> Big grin (etc.) <BG> Big grin <eg> Evil grin <ig> Impish grin <dg> Devilish grin <s> Smiling <ss> Big smile (etc.) [s] Smiling sarcastically <g,d&r> Grinning, ducking & running <grin> <chuckle> <smirk> <smile> <sheepish grin> <silly grin> <wink> <lewd wink> <frown> <raising eyebrows> <arching eyebrows> <<mounting the soapbox>> <<falling off the soapbox>> <<ducking>> *blush* *hug* *kiss* *wink* some others: <!> An important part of a message <?> One part of the message contains a questionable item <ahem> clearing your throat just before saying something controversial <sp?> word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error CompuSlang is a dialect that constantly grows and changes, although some of the words and phrases have become standards. Drop carrier To disconnect without logging off properly. Dumped Involuntary victim of a carrier loss. Flame To post a disparaging or controversial message. Lurker Someone who reads, and "listens in" on discussions without participating or contributing to libraries. Netiquette Accepted practices on a service net. Thread A series of messages or conversations that follow a single thought or topic. ************* * EMOTICONS * ************* What are they ? --------------- Emoticons are used to convey the spirit in which a line of text was typed. How should I look at smileys ? ------------------------------ Just let your head fall on your left shoulder, then look at the smiley again: : that's its eyes - that's its nose ) that's its smiling lower lip Together :-) . That's how it works... Famous and less famous smileys: ------------------------------- :-) <smile> or <grin> :) midget Smile :> Midget Smiley :] Finde das zum Grinsen :-) )-: Masking theatrical comments :/) Not funny ;-) Wink (or wink and a smile) - nicht so ernst nehmen ;) midget Wink ;> " " :-))) reeeel happy, big smile :-> Alternate happy face :-( Unhappy / traurig ;-( crying / weinen :-c Real unhappy :-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped) :-< Forlorn ;-C Sardonic incredulity (unglubigkeit) :-} Crooked Smile (gekrmmt) :-i Semi-Smiley :-7 User after a wry statement (@ @) You're kidding! :-" Pursing lips :-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side :-V Shout :-O " :-Q Raucher :-w Speak with forked tongue :-W Shout with forked tongue :-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) :-f " :-p " :-1 Smirks :-, " <:-O Eeek! :-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand) :-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-D said with a smile :-P " " " " :-y " " " " :-| Disgusted :'-( Shedding a tear :~-( " " " :~(~~~ crying :-).... drool :-)~~~ another drool |-) getting tired :-D big mouth :~) yummee - lick lips :-? Licking your lips :-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth <:-) For dumb questions :-# Censored o= A burning candle for flames -= A doused candle to end a flame 8 Infinity .-) User has one eye :-: User is mutant :<) For those with hairy lips :^{ For those with mustaches 8-) Smile with glasses :*) Smile with moustache (Schnurrbart) 8*) Smile with glasses and moustache B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses! :<)= For those with beards too :-=) Older user with mustache (Schnurrbart) :-#| User with bushy mustache ::-) User wears glasses 8:-) Glasses on forehead B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses P-) Pirate :-{ Count Dracula =|:-)= Uncle Sam 7:) Reagan :~i Smoking :~j (and smiling) :/i No smoking :-I It's something, but I don't know what.... :-x Kiss kiss / oder: Schweigen ! :-B Drooling (or overbite) <:>== A turkey emoticon ):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw :-J Tongue-in-cheek comments :*) Clowning around (:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets @= Warning about nuclear war OO Headlights on msg :_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint B-) Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses (or a message from Batman) 8-) Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look #:-) :-) done by someone with sort of matted hair :-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) - kaum zu glauben #:-o Same as previous |-( Late night messages :^) Messages teasing people about their noses :-{#} Messages teasing people about their braces (:-$ Message indicating person is ill... (:-& Message indicating person is angry... (:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad... (:^( Message concerning people with broken noses (:<) Message concerning blabber mouths :-(=) Message about people with big teeth &:-) Message from a person with curly hair @:-) Message from a person with wavy hair ?-( Message about people with a black eye *:* Message about fuzzy things *:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches %-) Message about people with broken glasses +<:-| Message from a monk/nun... {0-) Message from cyclops... (:-|K- Formal message. ...---... S.O.S. @%&$%& You know what that means... ||*( Handshake offered (giving) ||*) Handshake accepted (taking) <&&> Message concerning rubber chickens >< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks 2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare (-_-) Secret smile <{:-)} Message in a bottle... <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket... (:-... Heart-breaking message... <<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man... (O--< A fishy message... (:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! <I==I) A message on four wheels { Alfred Hitchcock @>--->---- A rose. ..|._ Opposite of a rose (.)(.) Ms. Dos &;-P A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case. *;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing nonchalantly on her cigarette. |-( Nightmare. |-) A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight. O:-) Angel (mit Heiligenschein) |=====/o| [emoticon.exe\bedtime.ico) >:-) Devil >;-) Devilish Wink C=:-) Chef :-)## Guy with a Beard @:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa (note turban and beard!) &:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw (old) &8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw (new) @@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses (8-} Percy Dovetonsils >-) Oriental Smiling Face ;-)}<////> Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?) &B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie. O!O a MALE moon (visualize someone bending over, naked) O^O a FEMALE moon ;|8-) Hagar caught lying :*) I'm drunk 7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan *<|:-) I'm Santa Claus )-:|<* Sanity Clause :-))) I'm overweight [:-) I'm wearing a walkman d:-) I'm a Braves fan :-o User singing national anthem :-\ Popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye ;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out :-* User just ate a sour pickle :-s User after a BIZARRE comment -:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T :%)% User has acne :n) User with funny-looking right nose :u) User with funny-looking left nose '-) User only has a left eye, which is closed (-: User is left-handed (-) User needing a haircut (:I Egghead {:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle +:-) Smiley priest +{:) Pope (Papst) =:-) Smiley punk-rocker %-^ User is Picasso %-) User is cross-eyed @:I Turban (><) Anally retentive :-! Foot in mouth #-) partied all night :-(*) about to vomit %-\ hungover :-| man playing an harmonica O:-) for those innocent souls =:-) from a hosehead :-)8 well dressed 8:-) from a little girl :-)-{8 from a big girl :x( habe a code in by dose 8:] from a gorilla (:)-) scuba diver (-:|:-) Siamese twins {:V sounds like a duck %+{ from the loser of a fight d :-) hats off to your great idea d:) happy boy with cap d:-) message about baseball q:-) for those who wear their caps backwards :-$ put your money where your mouth is {:-) Kirk >:-| Spock :-/ McCoy (:-) Captain Picard :-{)} Commander Riker <>:{(} Lt. Worf **:-) Counsellor Troi #-) Lt. LaForge ]) Lt. LaForge |-) Lt. LaForge |-) Data [:-| Data (straight haircut, no emotions... seems to work better...) {(:-) I am William Shatner } (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind C:- Charley Chaplin %\v Picasso 5:) Elvis 8(:-) Zippy _O) Taucher ******:-) Marge Simpson These emoticons are particularly used by the Japanese but there is no reason why they should not get worldwide use..... ^^ happiness ^^; embarrasment ;; sadness -- when it's the occasion to bow %%%----------------------o("-< sssssss _ || ------ So-low-I-could-walk-under a rattlesnake-&-not o o knock off my tophat ^ *** /| ! Spider \~o.O' _!_ =(___)= Bill the Cat (o.o) U << >> ACK! PHPHBT!! ************************************** * Frequently used, "ancient" smileys * ************************************** :-) Lachender Smiley : Er ist der wirklich am haeufigsten gebrauchte Smiley unter allen. Mit ihm deutet man an, dass das Geschriebene etwas Lustiges oder Freundliches ist.Manchmal mit einer Prise Ironie zu verstehen. :-( Trauriger Smiley : Er ist Ausdruck von Trauer ueber das vorher erwaehnte. Man drueckt seinen Missmut mit ihm aus. ;-) Zwinkernder Smiley : Wenn man ihn am Ende eines Satzes sieht, so soll man den Inhalt nicht so ernst nehmen.Er wird auch als Veraeppelung benutzt. :-} Schmunzelnder Sm. : Der Text ist kurios, aber erfreulich, auch Freude ausdrueckend, aber nicht so stark wie :-) :) Lachender Spar-Sm. : Fuer Leute die sich kurz fassen wollen.Gleich Be- deutung wie :-) :( Trauriger Spar-Sm. : Gleich Bedeutung wie :-( **************************************** * Special smileys (advanced mode ON..) * **************************************** :-{ Trauer-Smiley : Auch Trauer ausdrueckend, nicht so stark wie :-( :-] Grinsender Smiley : Der Schreiber lacht haemisch oder veraeppelt den Empfaenger :-[ Verdrossender Sm. : Nicht besonders gluecklich ueber den Text :-> Zyniker-Smiley : Zynische Bemerkung ueber das Empfangene ;-> Zwinker-Zyniker-Sm.: Zynisch, aber dennoch mit viel Witz zu verstehen. :-< Schreck-Smiley : Der Schreiber ist erschrocken, als er das gelesen hat . ( Starker Ausdrucks-Smiley ) -:-) # Mohawk Smiley : Smiley hat eine Mohawk-Frisur =:-) Punk-Smiley : Der Verfasser findet die Idee cool, und stimmt zu =:-( # Real-Punk-Smiley : Der richtige Punker, denn Punker lachen nicht ! :-) Starker Punk-Sm. : Coole Sache, aber mehr Zustimmung.( Ausdruck ) :-) Verwehter Smiley : Wie =:-) aber mit Locken oder Straehnen :-) Haar-Smiley : Dem Verfasser stehen die Haare zu Berge. Er haette mit dem nicht gerechnet :-o Erstaunter Smiley : Erstaunt ueber etwas :-O Noch erstaunter Sm.: Findet es noch erstaunlicher :-I "Hmm..."-Smiley : Verfasser ueberlegt angestrengt :-7 Das-war-nix-Sm. : Der vorhergehende Text war nix :-S Widerspruch-Sm. : Der Schreiber widerspricht sich selbst :- Nix-Sag-Smiley : Dem Schreiber ist der Mund "zugeschnuert" :-X Gr. Geheimnis-Sm. : Darf ein grosses Geheimnis nicht preisgeben :-x Kl. Geheimnis-Sm. : Texter hat ein kleines Geheimnis und darf dieses nicht weitererzaehlen. 8-) Brillen-Smiley : Verschmitztes Lachen mit Brille B-) Masken-Smiley : Der Texter verhuellt sich |-) Future-Smiley : - Wie 8-) nur mit futuristischer Brille - Chinesen-Smiley ohne Hut P-) # Aufwach Smiley : Smiley riskiert ein Auge :-D Lachender Smiley : Breites Lachen, stark erfreut ueber das Gehoerte Staerker als :-) aber nicht sooft benutzt :-Q Raucher-Smiley : Schreiber raucht Zigarrette :-? Pfeifen-Smiley : Schreiber raucht eine Pfeife #-) Holzbrett-Smiley : - Verfasser hat gerade ein Brett vorm Kopf - Verfasser hat die ganze Nacht gefeiert :-* Saurer-Smiley : Texter hat grade was Saures gegessen :-/ Skeptisch-Smiley : Dem Texter gefaellt etwas nicht so gut. ****************************************************************** * Artificial smileys and rarely used smileys (for experts only!) * ****************************************************************** :-) Kappe-Smiley : Smiley traegt eine Kappe C=:-) # Koch-Smiley : Smiley traegt Kochhaube auf dem Kopf :) Kunst-Nasen-Sm. : Ein Smiley mit sehr langer Nase :=) # Doppel-Nasen-Smiley : Smiley hat zwei Nasen (Alien ?) :*) Clown Smiley : - Ein "Grosse-Rote-Nase"-Smiley "Hick"-Smiley - Etwas angetrunken... [:-) # Walkman-Smiley : Smiley hat Kopfhoerer auf :-{} Lippenstift-Sm. : Smiley tragt Lippenstift :-{) # Oberlippenbart Sm. : Smiley hat einen Schnurrbart :-#) Oberlippenbart2 Sm. : Smiley hat einen Bart :-=) # Oberlippenbart3 Sm. : Smiley hat einen kleinen Bart {:-) # Toupee-Smiley : Smiley traegt ein Toupee }:-( # Toupee-weg-Smiley : Das Toupee fliegt davon ]:-) # Ziegenbock-Smiley : Ein Ziegenbock mit Bart -) Zyklop-Smiley : Einaeugiger Smiley *-) # Zyklop-2-Smiley : Noch ein Zyklop -) Ein-Aug-Smiley : Smiley hat ein grosses Auge 8:) # Gorilla-Smiley : ein Gorilla-Smiley eben... :-0 # Ruhe-Smiley : Ermahnt alle, ruhig zu sein %-) Verwirrter Smiley : Kapiert nicht alles ]:o Bullen-Smiley : Ein Bullen-Smiley :-[] Bruell-Smiley : Lautstarke Aeusserung des Texters ~~:-| # Gruebel-Smiley : Texter denkt scharf nach, so dass es raucht :-(*) # Kotz-Smiley : Schreiber uebergibt sich gleich O:-) Engels-Smiley : Der Texter ist ein "Engel" X-| # Toter-Smiley : Verfasser ist soeben von uns gegangen O-) Polizei-Smiley : Schreiber hoert eine Polizeisirene :%)% # Pickel-Smiley : Ein Smiley mit Pickel 8=c # Gasmasken-Smiley : Smiley befuerchtet giftige Gase d:-] # Bauarbeiter-Smiley : Smiley mit Bauhelm d8= # Biber-Smiley : Biber mit Bauhelm... >:-) Teufels-Smiley : Teuflische Bemerkung >:-< # Verrueckter Smiley : Schreiber dreht durch :- Vampir-Smiley : Smiley ist ein Vampir ( Zaehne ) :-) Dschungel-Smiley : Smiley mit Stock durch die Haare (-:-) # Siamesischer Smiley : Siamesische Zwillinge -o # Schlaf-Smiley : Smiley pennt vor sich hin |-) Chinesen-Smiley : Schlitzaugen und Huetchen -| Verbrecher-Smiley : Smiley hat "zensierte" Augen B| # Venezia-Smiley : Smiley im Venediger Karneval B:-) Brille-2-Smiley : Er traegt die Brille auf dem Kopf :-9 # Schmatz-Smiley : Dem Texter hat das Essen "gemundet" :-6 # Zunge-raus-Smiley : Smiley streckt die Zunge raus :-* # Kuss Smiley : Smiley kuesst jemanden :- Sabber-Smiley : Der Smiley sabbert :-o~ # Sabber-2-Smiley : Er trieft... O- # Taucher Smiley : Smiley mit Taucherbrille und Schnorchel 3:] # Schosshuendchen-Sm. : Ein Schosshund-Smiley... :C) # Schweinchen-Smiley : Eine Schweine-Smiley... *:o) # Crusty-Clown-Sm. : Crusty-the-Clown Smiley <:-) Hausender Smiley : Smiley hat ein Dach ueber'm Kopf |8-) # Hubschrauber-Smiley : Hubschrauber-Pilot :- Verbots-Smiley : Dem Smiley ist es verboten worden, dies zu sagen :-v # "Hard-Chatting"-Sm. : Smiley redet und redet und redet und . . . *<:-) Sm. mit Pudelmuetze : Skifahrer Smiley bzw. Nikolaus Smiley +C:-) Religioeser Smiley : Etwas religioeses wird angesprochen ( Papstkappe ) +<:-) # Arzt-Smiley : Smiley ist medizinisch bewandert Z-:-) # Radio-Smiley : Texter ist "auf Sendung" H-:-) # Fernseher-Smiley : Schreiber sieht grade fern :-$ # Geldgieriger Sm. : Verfasser lechzt nach Geld :-% # Boersen Smiley : Texter ist bei der Boerse :) Kleine-Nase-Sm. : Smiley mit ganz kleiner Nase :^) Lange-Nase-Smiley : Smiley zeigt einem die lange Nase :u) # Knollen-Nase-Smiley : Smiley mit grosser, dicker Nase :) # Pinocchio-Smiley : Dem Schreiber waechst eine lange Luegen-Nase :) # Haken-Nasen-Smiley : Smiley mit Hakennase :( # Schnupfen-Smiley : Verfasser ist erkaeltet ) Nase-Verkehrt-Sm. : Dieser Smiley hat seine Nase zwischen den Augen :- Nun-Tja-Smiley : Smiley verzieht den Mund :- Geht-Schon-Sm. : Smiley verzieht laechelnd den Mund :-J "vielleicht.."-Sm. : Texter ueberlegt es sich :-P "naeaeaeh.."-Smiley : "Das is 'ne miese Idee !" :-q # Nase-schleck-Smiley : Versuch, mit der Zunge die Nase zu beruehren :`-( Weinender Smiley : Smiley hat Traene im Auge :`-) Gluecklicher Smiley : Smiley weint vor Glueck :-'| # Arschkalt-Smiley : Der Texter friert sich einen ab... (8-o # Gaffer-Smiley : WOW-Ausruf des Texters :-E Zaehne-1-Smiley : Der Schreiber hat hervorstehende Zaehne :-F Zaehne-2-Smiley : Dem Schreiber fehlt ein Zahn :-L # Zaehne-3-Smiley : Texter hat nur noch einen Zahn :- # Hakenzahn-Smiley : Smiley mit einem Haken-Zahn [:|] Roboter-Smiley : Einfach ein Roboter-Smiley :-: # Mutanten Smiley : Schreiber mutiert 8<> # Ausserirdischer Sm. : Ein Marsmaennchen !! ':-) Augenbrauen-1-Sm. : Rechte Augenbraue ist abrasiert worden ,:-) Augenbrauen-2-Sm. : Linke Augenbraue ist abrasiert worden :-)) # Doppelkinn-Smiley : Smiley mit Doppelkinn... :-) # Scheitel-Smiley : Schoener, zur Seite gekaemmter Scheitel {:-) # Scheitel-2-Smiley : Auch ein Scheitel :*) # Hawaii-Smiley : Smiley mit Palme auf'm Kopf **************************** * Famous people as smileys * **************************** :-] # Bart Simpson (:-] # Homer Simpson :-) # Marge Simpson S:-o # Maggie Simpson (8-O) # Helmut Kohl |-#o# # Stevie Wonder :-O # Michael Jackson :-D # Thomas Gottschalk :-B # Werner Beinhart (B = teeth) =:-> # Ray Cokes (MTV's Most Wanted) O:-) # Petrus &:-) # Marie-Luise Marian *C:-#o # Wildecker Herzbuben (one of them) B-| # Batman 8- # Kermit the frog X:c) # Miss Piggy :] # Gonzo (8-I # Roman Herzog -:-[ # Mr. T {:-? # Sherlock Holmes (~:-| # Gorbatschow {:-=[ # Hitler ***************************************** * Extended members of the smiley family * ***************************************** Since you won't use a special smiley all the time, but will prefer using the "ancient" smileys, there are special extensions to the standard smiley family: :-)))) This form is often used because of its simplicity. Just add more "mouths" to your smiley. The more mouths, the happier your smiley will be. (-: A smiley for left-handers ! ************** * Last words * ************** Now you should know nearly everything about Smileys and emoticons. But don't overdo it when communicating via modem - otherwise there IS a chance that nobody will understand you anymore ! ;-) *************** *New: Assicons* *************** We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lop-sided ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_O_) and ass that's been around even more (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_o^o_) a wise ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_$_) A Rich Ass (_@_) @ (_@_) Ass to Ass (_?_) Whose Ass? |